15 Diva Storylines WWE Would Never Get Away With Today

Oh, it should be absolutely no surprise thatWorld Wrestling Entertainment has been a haven for the overwhelmingly ridiculous for decades now. With such sad and sordid story lines that include such things as: abduction, genital mutilation, burying people alive, necrophilia, abuse of all illegal kinds, and an ongoing list of catastrophe, it is a wonder

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Oh, it must be absolutely no wonder that World Wrestling Entertainment has been a haven for the overwhelmingly ridiculous for decades now. With such sad and sordid tale traces that come with such things as: abduction, genital mutilation, burying people alive, necrophilia, abuse of all illegal kinds, and an ongoing list of catastrophe, it is a wonder that the WWE has controlled to land a relatively more PG ranking nowadays.

Back in the so-called 'Attitude' generation, there used to be little, to no discretion on the a part of the company, and its performers. Even operating under the shadow of many wrestling deaths, dangerous style, and in poor health will gained the day back then.

One of the biggest steps forward for the WWE is the best way by which it uses ('use' being the important thing time period here) its feminine performers. Gone are the times of the night robe fits, and stripteases (for probably the most part). There are nonetheless leaps and bounds to be made to if truth be told make the 'Diva' department something greater than only a few T and A between observing the guys roll round with each different the rest of the show...but below are fifteen examples of Diva story traces the WWE just wouldn't get away with today.

(*15*)15. Stephanie McMahon Abducted And Married

Once upon a time, there used to be a young woman named Stephanie McMahon. At this point in her life, she was no longer yet the vindictive, and conniving hussy, working the show. No, at this point, she was a naive, younger, and impressionable lady. During a feud with the Undertaker, Vince McMahon made the mistake of leaving his daughter with nothing greater than a police escort (which after all was once no fit for Taker's Ministry). Having been kidnapped, as leverage against Mr. McMahon, things didn't end there. Poor Stephanie was once sure to a sacrificial rack (within the likeness of Taker's image), and compelled to wed the prince of darkness himself. That wasn't enough regardless that, for the WWE. Not sufficient to abduct a defenceless lady, restrain her towards her will, and pressure her into wedlock. No, it additionally had to transpire that daddy McMahon used to be in reality behind the whole thing all the time, as part of the Ministry. Something about the entire real-life illegality of something so heinous makes on assume the new, PG WWE, simply could no longer hack a story arc like this anymore.

14. Mae Young Gives Birth To... A Hand

Ok, so first off, Mae Young have been in the wrestling industry for about 3 quarters of a century! While she died in 2014, having lived an excellent lifestyles, there are parts of her wrestling profession which are a lot more than questionable. During the notorious 'Attitude' era, Mark Henry took on the moniker of 'Sexual Chocolate', and began trying to sleep with each and every girl near the industry. This incorporated a love affair of odd proportions. Young (mockingly in her eighties), started a tryst with Henry, and so they began to fall in love. Having supposedly impregnated the very senior wrestler, Henry was thrilled. When it came time to ship even though...Mae Young was once far from thrilled. Not simplest that, she hardly ever appeared pregnant, and easily writhed on the gurney, clutching her stomach in very clearly faux pain. And even past that, she starts smoking a cigar section way through the supply, and apparently forgets the incredible pain she was supposedly in. If it seems like all of this might still make it on air (though the smoking while pregnant would on no account), the tacky quality of the climax to this ordinary story...strains credulity. What does Mae Young give start to? Is it a boy? Is it a woman? No, it is a severed, human hand. With no clarification as to only why the hell this is...Young gives beginning to a severed human hand. Maybe no longer any sexism interested in why this would now not air today, however there undoubtedly is one thing too strange, and politically unsuitable about this one.

13. Lita Is... Coerced And Loses Her Baby

There is so much incorrect with this tale line that one has to pause sooner than in reality coming into it... so one of the most best possible female wrestlers to have graced the business, Lita, occurs to draw the eye of an unmasked, and now not cool Kane. Still clearly messed within the head regardless that, Kane falls in love with Lita, abducts her, rapes her, and impregnates her. This used to be all it sounds as if simply an ordinary day on the place of work for Kane. Having knocked her up, the clear next step, having pressured Lita into all of this already, used to be to additionally pressure her to marry the massive crimson system (despite the fact that at this point simply a lot bigger, and now not very crimson). Doing nothing however pissing Kane off during the rite, Lita in point of fact shows how a lot she doesn't need the rest to do with the guy. Almost stored by Matt Hardy, Lita is in the long run wed to Kane, who talks somewhat too much about his possession of Lita, and how she is not anything greater than an object of his. Now, in a fit later on on this ridiculous story arc, Lita does a little of interference, which ends up with Kane being hit via a chair, and falling onto the supposedly pregnant diva. Writhing in ache, Lita is carried out, and it transpires that she has indeed misplaced the demon spawn that was, within the first position, a kid of rape from Kane.

12. Sable's Potato Sack

There was a time when all Sable was once good for used to be showing off as a lot of her frame as possible. Yeah, she had some just right fits in opposition to the likes of Luna Vachon, and he or she did Sable Bomb her once-upon-a-time boyfriend Marvellous Marc Mero, however she was most effective ever made exhilarating on account of how a lot pores and skin she showed. Given this reality, virtually each side of her story traces needed to do with feeling up and making out with Torrie Wilson, or showing off skin, and getting coated up by way of her abusive, and possessive boyfriend. Beauty, and bikini contests being this sort of large a part of her character arc, Sable was once summoned to the ring via Mero, in what he referred to as her new and progressed attire. Having had enough of her appearing everybody else her body (that obviously belonged to Marc), Mero compelled her to don an Idaho potato sack.

One has a sense the state from which the potatoes got here was extra a connection with how Mero felt about Sable at the time. Regardless, achieving the hoop, all covered up, Mero then stands via for Sable to disrobe him (as was once customized for their dom/sub personality shtick), but she as an alternative disrobes herself. To nice cheers from the target audience (who handiest ever wanted to see the whole lot Sable had to offer), Sable defied her boy toy, and gave the crowd what they wanted (regardless that not up to when she had simplest two painted hand prints on her breasts to win a bikini contest). This type of exploitation has most commonly gone from the WWE, no less than in its 14A rated means, however it used to be principally the one explanation why Sable used to be part of the WWE. 

11. Eric Bischoff's HLA...

Some readers could also be wondering simply what HLA stands for. Well, protecting in line with the sexploitation of feminine wrestlers in days long past by in World Wrestling Entertainment, HLA stands for not anything more than 'Hot Lesbian Action'. And who better to put in force such motion into the sector of "professional" wrestling than one of the crucial greatest scum bags to have ever disgraced the industry: Eric Bischoff. Having brought into the hoop a few female jobbers who have been in large part unknown, and not at all actually cared for via the massive wigs, or the target market, Bischoff began his court cases. This above clip is under no circumstances the only section of HLA, but is probably the most significant one. Creepily, and scummily directing the ladies to strip themselves and each and every different, to feel each and every other up, and to make out for the awe-struck crowd, Bischoff got here across extra as a porn director than a wrestling manager.

After a little bit of creating out, and really just about some bra-removal, Eric steps in to position an end to the action. Why? Because he sought after to provide the audience each intercourse and violence. In a surprising flip, the two women, having just been turning on a minimum of half of the target market, are subsequently beat the sh*t out of by two brutes. Being pulled by way of their hair, stacked up in a sixty nine position, and jumped on, these girls were doubly humiliated. On the one hand, it is nice to peer some coed wrestling, however on the different...it would be great to see it taken seriously (like Chyna successful belts in the men's division).

10. Trish Barks Like A Dog And Strips

Speaking of the atrocities of one Vince McMahon. There was once a time the place even one of the extra special ladies's champions, Trish Stratus, used to be brought low by the big man. Of path, presently, Stratus used to be not anything more than Vince's non-public assistant (and many surprise in precisely what regard), so it made sense that Vince show he is a large man through degrading her. Having upset McMahon, Trish made to beg for forgiveness, however that wasn't sufficient. He decided she will have to get on all fours, and bark like a dog (after pronouncing that he had a feminine canine at home — calling his spouse Linda a b*tch). After telling Vince that she was once sorry "In dog language", Trish used to be then made to strip. Having simply undone her bra, Vince determined to throw his coat over her (a minimum of preventing ahead of she showed off her breasts — like Sable had accomplished years earlier than). It is attention-grabbing to see that while ladies have rights, and even the vote in on a daily basis existence, the women of the WWE are merely at the mercy of a person who loves not anything greater than to degrade, really feel up, or snog each diva who enters the ring. At least that has modified those (or at least it has on display screen...who is aware of what occurs backstage). At least Trish did get an opportunity for some revenge via smacking McMahon within the face (but he probably appreciated it), and giving Vince a face filled with Rakishi's ass, thanks to The Rock.

9. PMS... And Meat

Well, this particular video above speaks in numerous techniques in regards to the standing of girls in the WWE again in the day. First off, the Godfather struts in with his "hoe train", and does refer to the women as hoes; his famous line of course being "Pimpin' ain't easy", which the target audience likes to shout with him.

On the flip side of the video, there is the workforce PMS (Pretty Mean Sisters), with their sex slave, Meat. That's proper, he used to be just referred to as meat, as a result of that is all he used to be to the women. The story goes that Terri Runnels would forcefully have intercourse with Meat, for hours and hours earlier than he had to pass and combat suits, which he would then lose as a result of his fatigue.

At least, in this admire, the women have the power in the tale line. But of course, there is still no method this type of silly tale would play this present day, regardless. And of course the workforce fell to in-fighting after Terri compelled Meat on his knees, to kiss her toes, but at least the ladies had the strength in this case (and apparently numerous endurance for hours and hours of amusing with their intercourse slave).

8. Mark Henry's Threesome With Chyna

This story arc actually helped to win over the LGBTQ group that used to be no longer too involved in wrestling previously...and realistically not interested afterward both. During the Sexual Chocolate phase of Mark Henry's profession (except impregnating Mae Young with a severed human hand), Henry made a romantic connection with Chyna (even though it did take a lot coaxing, and resolution on his phase).

After a certain period of time of their dating, Chyna made up our minds so as to add every other partner for some added amusing. Bringing any other woman into the fold, Chyna in truth made Henry cross out for all of his pleasure on the considered nailing two women at the similar time. Unfortunately for him, after slightly of feeling around, and a few promised a laugh in a hotel room, it's revealed to Henry, by means of the pulling of a wig, that the proposed a laugh he used to be going to have used to be to be with Chyna and some other guy, dressed as a woman. This makes Henry flee in terror, and also makes him physically in poor health. The WWE may not have come along as much as it must, however at least it doesn't poke fun at gender bending or homophobia anymore...or no less than nowhere near as a lot.

7. Sunny's Fondle-Me-Elmo

Everyone cherished Sunny, and wished for nothing more than for her to have a intercourse tape of some sort (which she now does have, having turn into gifted in adult entertainment since her departure from World Wrestling Entertainment). But while she was still with the WWE, she did make a promise to show give the WWE universe exactly what they sought after. Though what she ended up generating relating to a intercourse video was once now not fairly what everybody expected.

Playing off of the recognition of the Tickle Me Elmo, Sunny had a life-sized "Fondle Me Elmo" in a lodge room with her. He arrives, and instantly begins with the ridiculous high-pitched voice, and shenanigans standard of Elmo...but in a far more sexual manner. Of path, now not being correctly equipped to maintain a human girl (given that Elmo is historically a work of material with a hand up its ass), Elmo can not in reality get down with Sunny in any case.

The phase even is going as far as to have the life-sized Elmo asking of Sunny the place he unearths his penis. This elicits a cheesy, eye roll to the digital camera on Sunny's part, and the "sex tape" is whole. Given the WWE's PG ranking nowadays, there's no means that sexualizing Elmo may happen again...it is flabbergasting that it ever took place within the first position.

6. Piggy James? ...Wow

So this was partly a section, and partly Vince McMahon's personal feelings about one Mickie James, who was once once some of the greats of her time (and has since returned simplest simply this 12 months to the trade). For some reason why, Vince McMahon had got the idea that Mickie James was once hanging on a bit of weight, and as a substitute of confronting her about it without delay, he determined why no longer have the story replicate his evaluations on her body.

Conscripting other talent to start poking fun at her and berating her intended weight gain (although her body used to be on no account out of form in any way), Mickie was once completely being bullied into getting fitter than she already used to be. It even got here down to her being referred to as Piggy James. And if that wasn't enough, she came to the ring to shield ladies around the globe, talking about how genuine women are brief, tall, fat, skinny, and curvy...but regardless of this communicate of frame positivity, James still loses out, and is force-fed on degree, and has punch dumped far and wide. Dejected, and humiliated, James becomes the WWE's poster lady for just how genuine, and unavoidable bullying is (and one better be in perfect form, or else). What a super message they used to push out there for the world to absorb.

5. Al Wilson's Honeymoon Death

There was a time where Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie have been having a feud. How did Marie step up her sport with a purpose to lay low her enemy? By sound asleep with Torrie Wilson's father, Al. Yes, Al Wilson is in fact Torrie's father, and no, none of this ridiculous tale line used to be actually real. As it played out, the silly story was originally all about Marie shaming Torrie, by way of using her father, but by some means, Marie "fell in love" with Al Wilson. The WWE even went to so far as to marry the two. This marriage was once now not lengthy for the "professional" wrestling global despite the fact that.

At the honeymoon, it seems that Dawn Marie led to Al Wilson to suffer a middle assault because of their candy and horny times. That still used to be now not sufficient. Faking the emergency services and products coming to the scene, and pronouncing Wilson lifeless, they even cross as far as to hold a wake for the useless man. And now not just any wake. Both Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson are provide, in fact, and they have got an altercation at the casket, inflicting it to cave in as they've a little of a feisty scrap-fest. Besides the whole thing being sorrowfully foolish, it's also in pretty poor style, and given its loss of good fortune, like many of the diva story strains of the time, it is not more likely to appear again.

4. Sl*t Shaming And Body Positivity 

Almost in the same vein as Mickie James' little sob tale of frame positivity, Molly Holly was constantly berated for being different. James wasn't even different having a look from any other female wrestler on the time (however Vince is clearly an ass, so there this is). Holly used to be a minimum of in reality different, but that made for far more exciting wrestling, and tale...or it would at least. Instead, what occurs, a minimum of in the above video, when the smoking Stacy Keibler is going off on a rant, is Trish Stratus involves the announcer's table to talk about how lots of the divas are all sluts.

The extra vital section about this story arc for Molly Holly, despite the fact that no longer featured in the above video, is Holly's wholesome symbol. Stating that the rest of the women's department relied too heavily on their intercourse appeal (nearly wholly on it, realistically, thank you principally to Vince McMahon), Holly shortened and dyed her hair, and tried to make a cross at making the women's division a bit of extra severe in the realm of World Wrestling Entertainment.

Two issues that would not play these days within the WWE from this tale arc? The gratuitous use of the word 'slut', and the bullying of a girl for looking to struggle for something more than intercourse enchantment (as now lots of the "divas" do work to have something more than that to offer).

3. Terri Runnels' Faux Miscarriage 

So Terri Runnels...at the command of Vinnie Mac, and the writers of World Wrestling Entertainment, appeared under her real name as a female friend of the womanizing Val Venus (which will have to have been torture sufficient). During this faux courting, it comes out that Runnels is it sounds as if pregnant. At which point, now not one to stay around with a child in tow, Venus dumps Runnels, leaving her to sign up for up with PMS (and the ridiculous 'Meat' story arc). Claiming to have had a miscarriage then, on account of an unintentional collision with D'Lo Brown (sound acquainted to an earlier story?), Runnels acquires Brown as a battling slave because of the guilt he feels for having caused her such grief.

However, the entire thing turns out to be a sham, and everybody temporarily moved on to overlook the story line. Which makes general sense, as a result of why would any individual fake any of that proper from the start? That is a superb question that some readers would possibly assume this article would possibly provide the answer to, however the unfortunate fact is...there's no excellent explanation why, and no exact rationalization as to why she troubled to make any of this up (instead of of course the writers having obviously been hit within the head one too many times). Perhaps the miscarriage thing is slightly overdone, and fortunately probably not to look again.

2. Triple H Screws Katie Vick's Brains Out...

Alright, so that you can be honest, this isn't in truth a diva tale line, however this positively atrocious arc of this story simply has to seem here, especially given Kane's complete abduction, rape, pregnancy, marriage, and miscarriage tale line with Lita. It is came upon by way of Triple H that Kane was as soon as in love, a long time in the past, in his early life. Tragically, the girl he beloved died in a car crash that Kane came about to reason. Using this as some form of emotional leverage to infuriate, humiliate, or depress the Big Red Machine, Triple H makes a bit of a film, posing as Kane at the wake of his darling beloved.

Already in deficient style as it is, Triple H, in Kane's mask, proceeds to really feel up, strip, and ravage the model corpse this is representative of Kane's overdue lover. Even having a line on the end of the segment about "banging [her] brains out", this arc goes approach too a long way, and can thankfully never be dug up again for every other little bit of lovin'. Again, though not directly related with a feminine wrestler, this story arc still displays the unfortunate fact that women in the WWE have traditionally been checked out as nothing greater than objects (on this case a mannequin).

1. Natalya's Flatulence 

For some ungodly reason, World Wrestling Entertainment saw it are compatible to take one of the vital easiest feminine performers within the trade, and make an absolute idiot of her (one thing they are unfortunately still doing). Natalya Neidhart (now not simply because of her family legacy of the Hart Foundation) is one of the most sensible performers in the WWE, and now not just in the so-called "Divas" division. Regardless of this truth, Natalya was once relegated to a noxious tale line that revolved around her flatulence, as if she used to be not able to have exact personality, and due to this fact had to be reinforced by way of a ridiculous arc of arse humour.

This went on for a while, however fortunately the WWE has since moved past fart funnies (although it's clearly nonetheless in some type of adolescent stasis). The saddening part of Natalya's story now within the WWE is she is just made to be a jealous, attention-seeking wannabe, versus just taking the power and prowess she already has. So ultimately, World Wrestling Entertainment has come some distance in its treatment of its female performers, however it has yet an extended, lengthy technique to go.

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